Also man hat ein Bot alle Harry Potter Bücher eingespeist. Und dieser soll nun ein neues Buch aka Kapitel schreiben. Hier könnt ihr lesen: http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
Und hier ein Vorgeschmack:

"Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good."

"Ron was going to be spiders. He just was."

"The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: 'You are Hagrid now.'"

"Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family."

"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."

"The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud."

"Ron's shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."

"Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer."